waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
This post is life
I AM CRYING :’)
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
it’s impossible to talk trash on pokemon