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(Source: xoxstarlight)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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613,713 plays

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: hroakie)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

egberts:

it’s impossible to talk trash on pokemon

egberts:

it’s impossible to talk trash on pokemon

My mom saw i was playing pokemon on my ds and she told me to stop tumblr-ing