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drink up my sweet boy

Election 2020 predictions

santamander:
edgysombra:
Republican - Benito Mussolini
Democrats - Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur
Greens - that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them
Libertarians - The Amazing Atheist
bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win
listen everyone, theres this really helpful PDF here which teaches basic necromancy, and if we

meet-foreverjester:

hullaballoons:
welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

 *being murdered*
 finally
 *is reincarnated as myself*
 why

darthfelinus:

took him over 24 hours to finish his tweet